all the lyrics that i wrote

not as smart as a word you spoke


Hey, I'm Smith, and you're watching Jackass!

I was born and raised in Paris, France, and I don't have an accent, because I'm pretty sure my dad spoke with an American one my entire life just to fuck me over.

If you have any further questions, concerns, or comments, please contact darthsmithderon AIM. Because, well, that's my AIM.

hubby

drakey | mon ciel | london
lolita | cutest | best
prank pal | mickey | bfam | cray-cray

yeah, i'm a shitty romancer
baby, ain't gonna lie
but i'll be damned if that means that i ain't gonna try




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Women’s rights.